Posts Tagged ‘funny’
Moms Need a Break too- 3 Ways to Know it’s Time
Mom’s need breaks too! We are not Superhero’s, no matter how many times our littles tell us that we are. I have endlessly gone on and on about “The Importance of Me time” and how you can be a better Mom if you relax and I am not about to stop now. Nope. Not anytime…Read More
School Morning Drama- Please Stop Saving it for Your Momma
School Morning Drama happens regularly in this house. I feel like I may be alone. No, Correction, I do not feel alone… I feel as though I am surrounded by a bunch of furry and Mini Warriors on speed and on a mission to slay the Momma Dragon. Seriously, how do these kids have so…Read More
Parenting Is Not For Sissies- 5 Gross Things Parents Experience
Parenting is NOT for sissies! It just isn’t. Anyone that parents can never be called a sissy plain and simple. Parents experience some pretty disgusting crap with their kids… both figuratively and literally! As a Mom I have seen, heard and dealt with some pretty gross stuff. I am sure there are other Parents…Read More
Funny Kids Quotes: A 5 Year Old’s Views on Money- Little Man’s Funny Quote Friday
Speaking of Funny Kids Quotes, Little Man has some very interesting view points on money and the way it works. He has always had interesting outlooks on very real world situations. Most of them make me giggle. The other day Little Man asked me if he could have something he saw on TV, and I…Read More
Being a Parent: If You Were A Comic Book Character Who Would You Be?
I am just wondering. Seriously. Being a parent, or not even.. If you were a comic book character, who would you be? And I do NOT mean a pre-existing character. Yes, I just essentially told you that you may not be the Hulk. So there. Do NOT Hulk smash your keyboard in frustration. YOU have…Read More
A 5 Year Old’s Take on Marriage- Little Man’s Funny Quote Friday
Here we are again! It’s Friday, so I have yet another funny quote for you to enjoy. Little man has surprised us again with his take on marriage and what he thinks it means for your social life. He made me laugh with this one. Big time. My cousin recently got married to a wonderful…Read More
April Fools Pranks- Harmless Pranks to Play on Your Family
Well here comes April Fools Day! Are you planning on playing any April Fools pranks? I love me some good old April Fools pranks! Seriously, LOVE them! However, I am not a fan of the ones that people play that hurt people or play on people in a negative way! I am all for…Read More
Funny Kids Quotes- Little Man’s Funny Quote Friday!
Well hello there, you must be looking for some funny kids quotes! Well, you came to the right place! If you have been here before, welcome back! You know the deal! Every Friday I share one of Little Man’s Funny Quotes of the week. Check back every Friday for a new knee slapper from my…Read More
Things Moms Say- The Top 10 Things I Find Myself Saying
I find myself saying a lot of the same things over and over again. It’s almost like a rinse and repeat type deal. I have said before that I feel like a broken record, and that hasn’t changed. However, now I find myself repeating the same things over and over again… with the ODDEST things.…Read More
Decorating for the Holidays with Children- My House Barfed Christmas
My house has barfed Christmas all over the place. No, seriously. Last night I was outside with some neighbors having a chat and came to the realization that my house looks like it has barfed Christmas. Now, it’s not that it looks terrible.. or ugly or bad. BUT It sticks out like a sore thumb!…Read More
First Christmas Concerts- One Proud Mommy
Little Man had one of his first Christmas concerts at school this year. He was too funny! I was super excited because it was his first concert and I couldn’t wait to see him perform. My Little Man has NEVER been shy in his life. He loves talking to people and just enjoys meeting people.…Read More
Beer for My Baby, Deodorant for my Face and a Filter For My Mouth
Beer for My Baby? No, but I am back and more insane and klutzy than ever! Welcome to the Ninja Mommers’ show… I will be your host, Crazy McCrazerson. On this episode of Ninja Mommers’ gone wild, you will be shocked and amazed at the insanity that continues to ensue. So, grab your popcorn, Put…Read More
Funny Kids Quotes- Little Man’s Funny Quote Friday!
Welcome back to “Little Man’s Funny Quote Friday!” where you can find Funny Kids Quotes. This week just goes to prove that Children are so innocent and have no idea what they are saying can be insulting, even if they meant it as a nice thing… The innocence of children astounds me because what can…Read More
Funny Kids Quotes-Little Man’s Funny Quote Friday!
Oh hi! Yep- still here. Funny kids Quotes? Yep- STILL pregnant. Although who knows.. Little Man made me laugh this week. Little Man looked right at me the other day and said: “Baby Girl is coming on Saturday Mommy!” I replied with “Why do you say that!?” Little Man looked at me…Read More
Little Man’s Funny Quote Friday!
So this week is kinda heart wrenching. Little Man’s Funny quote is only funny based on the fact that he said it out of nowhere but it made me cry- seriously- in a good way. I didn’t let him see me cry because I didn’t want him to think that he had said anything wrong…Read More