Funny Kids Quotes- Little Man’s Funny Quote Friday!

Funny kids quotes

Welcome back to “Little Man’s Funny Quote Friday!” where you can find Funny Kids Quotes. This week just goes to prove that Children are so innocent and have no idea what they are saying can be insulting, even if they meant it as a nice thing…

The innocence of children astounds me because what can be meant to be sweet, may be offensive. Little Man and I were snuggling on the couch and he snuggled into my arms made some lovey cuddle sounds, looked up at me and said ever so sweetly:


“Oh Mommy… Wow I can’t believe you are so soft and squishy to snuggle, you are like jelloooo! I love you!”


And then he snuggled into me making happy sounds! Well, I agree… it’s been 3 weeks since I had baby girl and my tummy is just like a big bowl of jelly still.. and it WAS sweet that he seemed so satisfied that I am like snuggling with a giant cloud.. but I can’t say I agree with him.. Can’t WAIT to start exercising…. Or maybe I can. But I should start soon considering how “Squishy” I am. I Wonder if Daddy thinks the same thing.



  1. Jenny Stewart on November 27, 2011 at 2:59 am

    lol love it!! I’ve heard that one before! I have 3 boys & a girl, and my second asked after I had my 4th, what’s wrong with your tummy, all those lines and stuff, when are you going to get a normal belly again. Why thank you for noticing dear! lol

    • Ninja Mommers on November 27, 2011 at 3:04 am

      Oh Yeah for sure, I didnt even bother posting about the day he pointed and asked me “Whats that Mommy!?” I said “My Tummy” He said: “NO MOMMY, THE ROADS!” Its funny because I always compared my belly to a road map on my blog- HE NEVER heard those words come out of my mouth- Yet there it was… LOL!

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