Posts Tagged ‘Rants’
10 Reasons My New Years Resolutions are BULLSHIT
OK. I said it. My new years resolutions are complete and utter BULLSHIT. I mean I make the same stupid new years resolutions every single cot damned year. Every single stupid mediocre, common resolution that you can think of… I have resolved to do it one year or the other. My Previous Garbage New Years Resolutions …
Read MoreSocial Parenting: Stop Caring About Other Parents On Social Media!
With social media at our fingertips and the ability for parents everywhere to spread the word about what their child is doing, how they are parenting and so on and so forth, it’s no wonder we all get caught up in what other parents are doing. Social media can quickly become a game of trading…
Read MoreTo the Person That Said Having Two Kids Was Easier Than One
We are fighting. Fisticuffs over here. You know why? Because my kids are fighting and it’s ACTUALLY freaking fisticuffs over here. So your unwelcome advice that having two kids would be “so much easier than having one” was incredibly far off… at least most of the damn time. You see, I do want two kids.…
Read MoreWhen Mom is Sick, No one Cares
Is it true that when Mom is sick no one cares? I am not sure 100% sure, but honestly, it sure as heck seems that way. My 4 year old daughter came down with a brutal cold on Monday of last week. She was coughing, sneezing and snotting all over everything in her path. In…
Read MoreParenting Made me Sound Like my Mother
There were a few things I would always say to myself when I was growing up, one of them was that I would NEVER, NEVER lick my thumb to wipe something off my child’s face, and the other was that I wouldn’t say some of the things my Mother said. Not even if someone paid…
Read MoreHow Much is That Old Fart in the Window- Oh wait, It’s me!
No, I am not in the business of buying or selling old people, so don’t get your granny panties in a bunch, the title was just a joke. In all reality though, I find myself being tricked by my reflection rather frequently. Aging Skin is a problem for me. I am not even 30 and…
Read MoreMom’s Dirty Little Secret- 25 Moms Share Their Dirty Little Secrets
Looking at our friends social media accounts, we see smiling faces and what look to be perfect parents. Have you ever wondered: “Whats that Mom’s dirty little secret?” We all have them! I promise you. No one is perfect and as Moms, sometimes we cut corners, tell white lies to our kids and even scream…
Read MoreYoung Kids Taking Devices to School- Would You Allow it?
It’s 2015, and I try to be open minded. Young kids taking devices to school has become a conversation within my family as of late. A few weeks ago, I got an email from my 6 year old son’s grade one teacher, that was sent to what seems like all the class parents, asking that we…
Read MoreWhat Not To Say To Your Wife- 10 Things You Shouldn’t say
Sometimes, there are a few things in life you should keep to yourself. Have you ever heard the saying: “Happy Wife, Happy Life”? Well, I have to admit. I must agree. I am far more inclined to be positive, reassuring and nice if my significant other isn’t being ignorant or rude (even if he…
Read MoreMotherhood is Not a Competition- So Stop it.
If I could only tell you one thing, just one, it would be to STOP comparing yourself to other moms! Seriously, Motherhood is not a competition, so why does it seem that instead of banding together, so many moms are engaged in a constant battle of who can create Pinterest inspired creations better than the…
Read MoreParenting is Hard: The Many Seasons of Children
Parenting is HARD! I swear to you that Children can change like the weather! They sometimes remind me of a beautiful, warm, summers day on the patio with my favorite iced tea with a tiny little umbrella in it and a good book. Other times they remind me of a cold winters day where high…
Read MoreSchool Morning Drama- Please Stop Saving it for Your Momma
School Morning Drama happens regularly in this house. I feel like I may be alone. No, Correction, I do not feel alone… I feel as though I am surrounded by a bunch of furry and Mini Warriors on speed and on a mission to slay the Momma Dragon. Seriously, how do these kids have so…
Read MoreHow to be a Mom- A Ninja’s Guide to Parenting
Have you been searching How to be a Mom? Looking everywhere for that little golden book, rule, website… anything that will tell you what you need to know to successfully parent your children? If so, you must feel you need some guidance. You are either a Mom to be, a new mom, a confused mom…
Read MoreThings Moms Say- The Top 10 Things I Find Myself Saying
I find myself saying a lot of the same things over and over again. It’s almost like a rinse and repeat type deal. I have said before that I feel like a broken record, and that hasn’t changed. However, now I find myself repeating the same things over and over again… with the ODDEST things.…
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