How Much is That Old Fart in the Window- Oh wait, It’s me!

No, I am not in the business of buying or selling old people, so don’t get your granny panties in a bunch, the title was just a joke. In all reality though, I find myself being tricked by my reflection rather frequently. 


Aging Skin is a problem for me. I am not even 30 and I have wrinkles all over my face. They make me crazy! Now, before you start coming at me all: “Stop your whining bro” like so many of my wonderful friends, I would like to clarify one thing, I am NOT whining, I am very clearly complaining. There IS a difference you know. 

 I have been on the market for a good skin care line for a long time. I need something that works to reverse aging as well as slow the process the heck down. I feel like my skin is in a bigger rush to get me into a nursing home than my kids are. Stop it skin! Slow and steady wins the race REMEMBER? 

I am so tired of walking past windows, mirrors and even lakes and scaring the crap out of myself with my reflection. I mean, it can’t be that bad, but it truly feels like it is!

I have tried many different things that seem to be working to no avail! My face is starting to look like an old leather boot. I like boots. A lot. Especially leather ones. When they are actually made out of leather and NOT out of my aging face. 

Makeup seems to make it worse, at least the make up I am using. It disappears into the cracks and crevices, making them look deeper and even more pronounced. Then, I just look like I am trying too hard. 

Those of you feeling the same way, I just want you to know that you are NOT alone. In fact, we can start a new wrinkly club for people aging before their time. What shall we call the club? “Crows Feet Mommas?”, “Babes with Forehead Lines?”, “Wrinkless Magee and the Gang?” No?

No matter what we call it, the point is. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS. Can you Iron out Wrinkles?! 

Do you have any wrinkle Remedies?

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