10 Reasons My New Years Resolutions are BULLSHIT

Years Resolutions

OK. I said it. My new years resolutions are complete and utter BULLSHIT. I mean I make the same stupid new years resolutions every single cot damned year. Every single stupid mediocre, common resolution that you can think of… I have resolved to do it one year or the other.  My Previous Garbage New Years Resolutions …

Read More

To the Person That Said Having Two Kids Was Easier Than One

We are fighting. Fisticuffs over here. You know why? Because my kids are fighting and it’s ACTUALLY freaking fisticuffs over here. So your unwelcome advice that having two kids would be “so much easier than having one” was incredibly far off… at least most of the damn time. You see, I do want two kids.…

Read More

When Mom is Sick, No one Cares

Is it true that when Mom is sick no one cares? I am not sure 100% sure, but honestly, it sure as heck seems that way.  My 4 year old daughter came down with a brutal cold on Monday of last week. She was coughing, sneezing and snotting all over everything in her path. In…

Read More

Parenting Made me Sound Like my Mother

There were a few things I would always say to myself when I was growing up, one of them was that I would NEVER, NEVER lick my thumb to wipe something off my child’s face, and the other was that I wouldn’t say some of the things my Mother said. Not even if someone paid…

Read More

Motherhood is Not a Competition- So Stop it.

If I could only tell you one thing, just one, it would be to STOP comparing yourself to other moms!  Seriously, Motherhood is not a competition, so why does it seem that instead of banding together, so many moms are engaged in a constant battle of who can create Pinterest inspired creations better than the…

Read More

Parenting is Hard: The Many Seasons of Children

Parenting is HARD! I swear to you that Children can change like the weather! They sometimes remind me of a beautiful, warm, summers day on the patio with my favorite iced tea with a tiny little umbrella in it and a good book. Other times they remind me of a cold winters day where high…

Read More

How to be a Mom- A Ninja’s Guide to Parenting

Have you been searching How to be a Mom? Looking everywhere for that little golden book, rule, website… anything that will tell you what you need to know to successfully parent your children?  If so, you must feel you need some guidance. You are either a Mom to be, a new mom, a confused mom…

Read More

Things Moms Say- The Top 10 Things I Find Myself Saying

I find myself saying a lot of the same things over and over again. It’s almost like a rinse and repeat type deal. I have said before that I feel like a broken record, and that hasn’t changed. However, now I find myself repeating the same things over and over again… with the ODDEST things.…

Read More