Posts Tagged ‘Rant’
You Know You’re Pregnant When – 20 Hilarious Ways to Know You Are With Child
Pregnancy can be such an amazing time in your life. Feeling your little one move for the first time, hearing their heartbeat. The memories are all there for me, clear as day. While a positive pregnancy test is the first way to know you’re pregnant, there are also some funny identifiers that can clue you…
Read MoreBeing a Stay at Home Mom IS Work- and it’s NOT easy either
Do you think Being a Stay at Home Mom is Work? Many people seemingly don’t. In fact, there are several people out there that define motherhood as something entirely different. I have recently been told by a few people that I keep having kids so I don’t have to “work.” (Except, I DO have a…
Read MoreDoorbell Etiquette – Never Knock or Ring My Doorbell After 7pm
Do you know proper doorbell etiquette? I had solicitors at my door the other night. It was 8:30pm. The kids had finally drifted off to dream land and I was ready to relax and quietly watch some television. Instead, I decided that perhaps cleaning my toilet was more important than TV, so I was arm…
Read MoreFussy Eaters- Why I Won’t Allow my Kids to be Picky Eaters
I have been told that there is a difference between fussy eaters and picky eaters. Apparently, a fussy eater is someone that can like something one day and change their mind the next day. A picky eater is defined as someone that has a reluctance to try new foods, which can limit the foods that…
Read MoreThe Battle for the Sidewalk- Teach Your Children SINGLE FILE
I swear if one more adolescent pushes me off the sidewalk because they can’t go single file I’m going to scream. Every single morning, after I am finished walking my kids to school, I walk home. Alone. Every single morning, I have to fight through swarms of adolescents on their way to school. They don’t…
Read MoreAn Open Letter to The Amber Alert Complainers
On a Sunday night in 2016 around 9:30pm EST the OPP used the new and enhanced Amber Alert program for the first time. The alert sounded a loud, repetitive alarm that disrupted the sound on Television shows, to alert viewers about a missing boy through a large pop up on the screen. The police were trying…
Read MoreDear Family, The House Doesn’t Clean Itself
Dear Family, I have news for you. BIG NEWS! You won’t believe it. Are you ready? The house doesn’t clean itself. There. I said it! We are not the owners of a fancy self cleaning house, although that does sound spectacular. Wait, what? You don’t believe me? Dear Family, Listen to me, that porcelain throne…
Read MoreExcuse Me Husband, The Bathroom isn’t a Lounge
Some days I swear I may as well put a mini fridge in the Bathroom and call it a day. All toilet talk aside, I consider myself pretty darn lucky to be married to my husband. Don’t get me wrong, I am glad I am married to this man, I am just kind of tired…
Read More5 Everyday Things That are Draining to do With Kids
Parenting can be draining as it is. The 3am wake up calls that can last YEARS before they tether off, the potty training battles, the bedtime fiascoes. It is all beyond exhausting, in fact it can be just plain debilitating. I often say: “There is not enough coffee in the world,” and while that’s not…
Read MoreMom Fashion Faux Pas: Why Cereal in your Hair will NEVER be a Trend
Do you feel like you commit any Mom Fashion Faux Pas? I am almost certain I commit them at least daily. AT LEAST. I am guilty of every single one of these on this list. Every last one. I am not afraid to admit it. So be honest, have you done any of these out…
Read More10 Crazy things Parents Do
There are many Crazy things Parents do, that you will never know until you are a parent. I have to admit. I was surprised I have taken part in some of these. In fact, most of them. I may just do some crazy things parents do! Yeep! Parenting isn’t easy. In fact, it can be…
Read MoreGross Things Kids do- 15 Gross Things You Hope your Kids won’t do
There are so many gross things kids do. Let’s face it. Kids are pretty darn disgusting sometimes. Don’t get me wrong I love my little Munchkins! That doesn’t mean I have to Love or even like the gross things kids do. I don’t. Now, this isn’t meant to sum up all kids and not every…
Read MoreWhat Not To Say To Your Wife- 10 Things You Shouldn’t say
Sometimes, there are a few things in life you should keep to yourself. Have you ever heard the saying: “Happy Wife, Happy Life”? Well, I have to admit. I must agree. I am far more inclined to be positive, reassuring and nice if my significant other isn’t being ignorant or rude (even if he…
Read MoreEmbarrassing Moms- 5 Things Moms Should Avoid Doing in Public
Being a mom, I sometimes get so caught up in “Mothering”, that I totally forget about my surroundings…. and then I do strange things I should probably avoid doing in public… because I have kids, and those kids call me on EVERYTHING. Embarrassing moms are the WORST. I know. I am one. Embarrassing Moms-5 Things…
Read MoreWhy I don’t care if you Think I am an Unhappy Mom
I read a blog post the other day about how there are several blogs in the blogosphere, plastered all over the internet about Mom’s complaining, or venting or telling the world that Motherhood isn’t glamorous. I suppose I would group myself with them. The post went on to question why so many moms are so…
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