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NinjaMommers.com is an amazing place to be! Ninja Mommers’ shares her views on parenting with a funny twist! Filled with rants, recipes and dripping with sarcasm NinjaMommers.com is sure to tickle your funny bone.

There is so much you are going to experience here on NinjaMommers.com, including:

  • Weekly Segments Featuring: Funny Kids Quotes & Recipes for Busy Parents
  • Parenting Experiences
  • Reviews & Giveaways
  • Funny Rants

Ninja Mommers writes with a toddler on her head, two dogs barking at nothing and a school aged boy making weird noises in her ear! Parenting can be interesting! Feel free to donate Wine. 

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