Well here we are, back with our funny kids quotes and Little Man’s Funny Quotes Friday!
If there is a time of day that I am ever in a “Mood” it’s usually the morning. I am not much of a morning person, unless I get to wake up on my own, get my coffee and take the puppy outside and enjoy the front porch. IN. SILENCE.
So, this morning I got up, took puppy outside, got a coffee and retreated to my porch. I was sitting there in silence, just how I like it when all of a sudden out of nowhere there was a loud noise behind me, before I knew it there was a little man coming flying out of the door in only his underpants.
I was quite surprised considering it was early, even for him. I rescued my coffee cup from imminent destruction by literally cliff diving off my front porch to catch it before it hit the ground and held it safely in my hands…. THANK GOODNESS. I really had no desire to go even three more seconds…. I am sure I looked like a weirdo creep….. I swear “My Preciouuussss” escaped my lips before I turned to Little Man and incredulously asked: “What the heck was that all about!?”
Little Man, looking rather amusing hunched over on the front steps in his little blue underpants, looked at me with the big brown eyes and replied:
“I know I woke up pretty early, so I had to Ninja down the stairs so I didn’t have to wake up Baby Girl. Only problem is Mom, is that when I got to the bottom my legs wanted to be grumpy old trolls instead of Ninjas and I fell down and made a bunch of noise. Then, I was scared that my grumpy old troll legs would be in trouble so I tried to run away from them………. too bad Ninjas aren’t real eh Mom? Cause they could have beat up my grumpy old troll legs….”
That was almost too much to take in at 7am.
But I got there. Eventually.