Posts Tagged ‘mom’
Let’s Talk About Sex After Baby – Rediscover Your Body on Your Terms Mom!
Disclosure: This post is sponsored by K-Y. In order to facilitate this post, Ninjamommers has received perks in the form of products and compensation. All opinions on this blog are of Ninjamommers’ own and not influenced in any way. I am going to be honest here. Sex after baby can be daunting. In fact, many…
Read MoreDear Santa – A Mom’s Christmas Wishlist for REAL
Dear Santa, This is a mom’s Christmas wishlist. I am sure you know my name by now. The elf on the shelf has probably had some interesting things to report. Yes, I said fuck yesterday and yes, my kids heard me, but I have been such a fucking good girl this year that small detail…
Read MoreSanctimommies, Momsplaining and Nonsensical Judgment
Let’s get a few things straight here. There are so many judgmental people out there in the world, and through my experience, Other Moms are the WORST for this. Being a Mom isn’t easy. In fact, it’s fucking hard. This shit is not for the weak, that I can tell you for certain. You know…
Read More10 Reasons My New Years Resolutions are BULLSHIT
OK. I said it. My new years resolutions are complete and utter BULLSHIT. I mean I make the same stupid new years resolutions every single cot damned year. Every single stupid mediocre, common resolution that you can think of… I have resolved to do it one year or the other. My Previous Garbage New Years Resolutions …
Read MoreTime for some Netflix “Me time” #MomSneak #StreamTeam
I don’t know about the rest of you, but sometimes I just need to have a little bit of “Me Time.” I love my children to the moon and back and really can’t imagine life without them, but sometimes, I just want to watch something on Netflix that ISN’T PG! How am I supposed to…
Read MoreMy Journey to Healthy with OrangeTheory Fitness #KeepBurningYMC
After I had my Children, I had gained 2 wonderful loving little beings that I was so proud to call myself mom to. I also gained something that I really wish I hadn’t… 70lbs. You see, I always used the excuse “I am pregnant I can eat whatever I want” while I was with child,…
Read MoreNew Mom Essentials- 20 Must Haves for Every New Mom
Ah the lovely joy of being pregnant, you just found out the news that you are expecting a newborn baby in about nine months and now everyone has to tell you the new mom essentials. There are some people in your life who have this little switch flicked that make it so all they can…
Read MoreNew Mom Problems and How to Combat Them
Becoming a new Mom can be amazing, but it also comes with new Mom problems. Welcoming a new bundle of joy into the home sounds so appealing to many expectant parents, for mothers after having nine long months of carrying that extra weight around they are ready for relief. The thing about being a new…
Read MoreWhat Does Being a Mom Mean? – The Meaning of Mom
When you first get this job title of Mom, you imagine all of those tough decisions. Breast or bottle, to circumcise or not, co-sleeping or independent sleeping will be some of the most challenging portions of your motherhood career. It seems like those are the most intense topics that everyone discusses when you announce that…
Read MoreHelicopter Parenting: 10 Signs You’re a Helicopter Parent
There’s this new thing in the world called Helicopter Parenting and you may be surprised to think it’s in your home. Sadly many parents have started to hover over not only their own kids but other people’s children too, all on a mission to simply help keep kids safe. The question at hand though is…
Read More10 Creative Mother’s Day Gift Ideas
Mother’s Day gift ideas are always welcome. Mother’s Day will arrive on May 8, 2016 and with that comes the need to get something for Mom, but what will you get her? There are so many things you can get Mom for this special day but we wanted to share 10 creative Mother’s Day gift…
Read MoreWhy Me Time is Important for Moms
Moms tend to be more nurturing in a natural way that often gets confused with the need to constantly keep that Mom hat on. It is perfectly acceptable and in fact encouraged to get a little me time during your motherhood years. There are many benefits to incorporating me time into your mom day, quite…
Read MoreThe Age of Entitlement- Parents Policing Parents about Gift Giving
Oh Parents policing Parents is a wonderful thing isn’t it? I have seen so many different posts on Facebook authored by Mothers who are angry, angry that other parents are getting their children large gifts. Angry that other parents are out there buying their children gifts for St. Patrick’s day. Angry that some parents are…
Read MoreThe Most Important Parts of Being a Mom
Being a mom is the most rewarding position one can ever hold, but it comes with lots of mishaps, bad days and shake your head moments. A mom is the most underpaid and over worked job in the world and yet you will often see a mom out there with her little children smiling away.…
Read MoreWhen Mom is Sick, No one Cares
Is it true that when Mom is sick no one cares? I am not sure 100% sure, but honestly, it sure as heck seems that way. My 4 year old daughter came down with a brutal cold on Monday of last week. She was coughing, sneezing and snotting all over everything in her path. In…
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