Invisible Mom- Feeling Completely Invisible

Invisible MomWell the verdict is in ladies and gentlemen;

I am officially invisible! I am the Incredible Invisible Mom!

Which is a good thing because tomorrow I plan to make the most of it and run naked through the mall! Hey, Why not!? No one can see or hear me anyways! I mean, this could be a selective hearing thing going on with My Husband, The kids and both dogs! However, I highly doubt that.. I mean how can an entire family full of people be so good at tuning out someone as loud as me? Guess we will find out at the mall tomorrow.

 If people start stabbing themselves in the eyes with pens or falling to the floor screaming “my eyes, my eyes!”, at least I will feel better in knowing that I do exist! I mean, I will feel bad for causing such mass pandemonium, but I would at least feel a teeny bit appeased to know that I am NOT in fact completely invisible. 

That is, of course, until I have to call my husband to bail me out of jail because I was chased down and tackled by Paul Blart for causing a disturbance and mass suicide! It will be then, and only then that my lovely family recognizes that I do in fact exist, and that it is just them that can’t see or hear me. What better way to draw attention to yourself than having your husband have to bail you out of jail right? I mean, handcuffs are a turn on, aren’t they?

Stay tuned for tomorrow’s “Recipes for Busy Parents” with our weekly What’s for Dinner Wednesday! (If I’m not in jail that is, In which case it will probably be prison food. But, at least then I might get to eat in silence right?)

Do You Ever Feel Invisible? 

3 thoughts on “Invisible Mom- Feeling Completely Invisible”

  1. I feel invisible pretty much every day. I’m pretty sure the walls in my house think I am nuts for talking to myself so much! Let me know how the mall streaking goes, I might give it a try if it works out for you 😉

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