Rants
Recipes For Busy Parents- What’s For Dinner Wednesday
Welcome, welcome! Happy Wednesday! Today is going to be a quick meal, I have a lot of running around to do with the kids, and plan on being outside for most of this beautiful day! So… I figured… why not cook something in the slow cooker!? I love my slow cooker! It’s a life saver!…
Read MoreA Penny For My Thoughts- Rounded Down
Ok so the penny is gone in Canada now, I guess everybody will add their own two cents on this… oh wait, no they won’t. That will be rounded down to NO cents now… so what? The saying is “Everybody has their own no cents? I am confused. I am not sure what to make…
Read MoreBeer for My Baby, Deodorant for my Face and a Filter For My Mouth
Beer for My Baby? No, but I am back and more insane and klutzy than ever! Welcome to the Ninja Mommers’ show… I will be your host, Crazy McCrazerson. On this episode of Ninja Mommers’ gone wild, you will be shocked and amazed at the insanity that continues to ensue. So, grab your popcorn, Put…
Read MoreIm No Superhero- Ninjas, Superheros and Parenting…. What kind of Parent Are You?
Im no superhero… although I DO claim to be a Ninja. I am a pretty lame excuse for a Ninja. If you have read my blog posts in the past year you would know why. I fall down stairs… frequently. I trip on my own feet, get in wrestling matches with my shower curtain, fight…
Read MoreMirrors, Moo-Moo’s and Stretch Marks
Motherhood happens so fast! It seems like one day you are partying with your friends, spending your week worrying about what amazingly fun thing you will do with your Friday night and then when plans are made you spend all day Friday preparing for them… because hey, you’re young, you’re hot and those jeans just…
Read MoreGERD… Gastroesophageal… WHAAA??
Well In my previous story about “GERD” (Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease) I told you about my journey to finding out I was blessed with this and actually being diagnosed. Now I am going to tell you what GERD is and what I will be doing, and what you SHOULD be doing upon being diagnosed with GERD.…
Read MoreNinja Steak… Tales Of An Evasive Dinner
Anyone have Ninja Steak before? Well, In my previous post about New Years and the Holidays being over, I mentioned that I had a brief hospital stay on Boxing Day. Why? Well, the story is actually very similar to my clutzy stories about falling down the stairs or fighting with shower curtains, except this involves…
Read MoreCan I Please Poop Alone?
It’s 12:45 in the afternoon and I sneak away. I try to ninja myself around the house as quiet as possible. I stealthily slide down the hall, curl around the corner, and duck and cover my way through the kitchen towards my final destination. No, I am not in trouble, The kids aren’t sleeping, The…
Read MoreFood is Fuel…. And It Makes ME Tired.
I have noticed that the majority of my day is taken up with Feeding People.. be it Tiny People such as Little Man or Baby Girl or Big People Like Husband/Daddy and Animals… such as Reya… Seriously. I wake up in the morning and Little Man wants his cereal, Baby girl wants her bottle and…
Read MoreToddler Dinner Time Battles- Dinner Time The Ultimate Spartan Battle…
Toddler Dinner Time Battles can be a huge pain! This is a Favorite Post from my old blog site that I posted… Figured I Would do a “From the archives” post today as the dinner time battle seems to be a constant one… on and off he keeps trying the same old tricks and I…
Read MoreJudgement- Save it For Dancing With The Stars
Knowing that people are judging you is common knowledge when you are a Mother. The lady at the check out line in the grocery store that is eyeing your every parenting move, the man at the local family restaurant that is watching how you will react to the temper tantrum that your little one has…
Read MoreI had a Big Baby- The Big Baby Club- My Lady Parts Don’t Need Sympathy
Did you happen to have a big baby? I had a Big Baby. Were you one of those women that has birthed a baby 9lbs 5oz or more? If your answer is yes, then I am welcoming myself into the big baby club…. and in a way… it kinda sucks. Every time I go somewhere…
Read MoreWater Breaking, Labour Pains and Anxiety
The day has come and passed. The day I have been waiting for for the passed 40 weeks… my due date. The belly button has popped out, along with what feels like my hips, my pelvis and my ankles.. which by the way I can’t see! I wrote a post the other day about patience…
Read MoreHuge, Clumsy and Inducing Labour Naturally?
So, I have come to grips with the fact that when baby wants to come she will come. I have tried a lot of the old school methods to get things going and so far nothing has even started to kick start anything as far as I am concerned. It’s so funny how much time…
Read MoreThe Joys Of Pregnancy- When Things get Difficult
Well, Ladies and gentlemen I will have officially reached week 37 as of this week- What a trip this has been. The joys of pregnancy are starting to dissipate a little. I have to admit that being pregnant this time around has not been nearly as calm as the first time. Little Man gave me…
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