Rants
School Morning Drama- Please Stop Saving it for Your Momma
School Morning Drama happens regularly in this house. I feel like I may be alone. No, Correction, I do not feel alone… I feel as though I am surrounded by a bunch of furry and Mini Warriors on speed and on a mission to slay the Momma Dragon. Seriously, how do these kids have so…
Read MoreMarried to a Gamer- Wives Married to Gamers Anonymous, Will it Stop?
Are you Married to a Gamer? Of course I have to brush this subject again. In all honesty, I don’t think it’s possible NOT to brush this subject. It’s a constant in our house. See, Hubby was doing a good job of playing Video Games, a lot. Ok, Endlessly. He sat on his lovely leather…
Read MoreMoms With Tattoos and Piercings – Stop Judging Me I can still Parent
Hi There! I am Ninja Mommers! You may be a long time reader, or a new visitor, but no matter who you are… THIS is my face… I have a septum Piercing, a regular nose piercing, a vertical labret, both ears pierced and an industrial in my right ear. I also have a tattoo…
Read MoreParenting Is Not For Sissies- 5 Gross Things Parents Experience
Parenting is NOT for sissies! It just isn’t. Anyone that parents can never be called a sissy plain and simple. Parents experience some pretty disgusting crap with their kids… both figuratively and literally! As a Mom I have seen, heard and dealt with some pretty gross stuff. I am sure there are other Parents…
Read MoreBeing a Work at Home Mom- 5 Things My Husband Doesn’t Know
Being a work at home mom as it’s advantages and disadvantages. One of the disadvantages is that my Husband doesn’t quite understand what it is like to work from home…. not even a little bit. 5 Things My Husband Doesn’t Know About Being a Work at Home Mom 1. There is NO such thing as…
Read MoreBe a Better Mom, RELAX! Tips to Utilize Me Time
I have written about The Importance of Me Time before and how it can make you be a better mom, I know, so forgive me for repeating myself. However, I find myself needing the reminder about how important it can be to take the time out of your busy schedule as a Mom, to respect,…
Read MoreThe Measles- Did you Vaccinate?
I am sure you have read, watched and researched all the news about Measles outbreaks in certain parts of the world recently. It is really quite scary to me. The great “to Vaccinate or Not to Vaccinate” debate, can be such a hot topic of conversation, and seems to have both sides defending their choices…
Read MoreBeing a Parent: If You Were A Comic Book Character Who Would You Be?
I am just wondering. Seriously. Being a parent, or not even.. If you were a comic book character, who would you be? And I do NOT mean a pre-existing character. Yes, I just essentially told you that you may not be the Hulk. So there. Do NOT Hulk smash your keyboard in frustration. YOU have…
Read MoreHow to be a Mom- A Ninja’s Guide to Parenting
Have you been searching How to be a Mom? Looking everywhere for that little golden book, rule, website… anything that will tell you what you need to know to successfully parent your children? If so, you must feel you need some guidance. You are either a Mom to be, a new mom, a confused mom…
Read MoreWives Married to Video Gamers Anonymous- Too Much Video Games, How to Cope
Hi There and Welcome to Wives Married to Video Gamers anonymous. If you have found us because you have been searching about being a wife married to a gamer.. it’s nice to see you. If you have been here before, welcome back! It’s been over a year since the the last time I wrote on…
Read MoreThings Moms Say- The Top 10 Things I Find Myself Saying
I find myself saying a lot of the same things over and over again. It’s almost like a rinse and repeat type deal. I have said before that I feel like a broken record, and that hasn’t changed. However, now I find myself repeating the same things over and over again… with the ODDEST things.…
Read MoreDear Bully- A Letter to Bullies Everywhere
Dear Bully, I know you. I know you too well. You lurk everywhere I go. You seem to be waiting to pounce. Why? Why do you feel the need to degrade others and make them feel bad about themselves? Is it that I am not good enough? Is it that you feel you aren’t? Why?…
Read MoreDecorating for the Holidays with Children- My House Barfed Christmas
My house has barfed Christmas all over the place. No, seriously. Last night I was outside with some neighbors having a chat and came to the realization that my house looks like it has barfed Christmas. Now, it’s not that it looks terrible.. or ugly or bad. BUT It sticks out like a sore thumb!…
Read MoreMaking Separate Meals For Kids- Why M-O-M Does Not Spell Short Order Cook
Listen to me and listen to me good. I Love to cook. You’re darn right I do. I also love to cook things my family loves! HOWEVER… I am NOT a short order cook. There is no way on the planet you will find me in the kitchen cooking: Grilled Cheese for Baby Girl, Pizza…
Read MoreBeing a Mom- Am I Doing It Right?
Being a Mom is never easy. Never. I constantly ask myself a million times: “Am I Doing it Right?” Chances are, I’m probably not. This is not me talking about the whole: “You Know You’re a Mother When….” thing. Instead, You KNOW You’re a Mother and are pretty sure you stink at it. I am…
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