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Category: Rants

Dear Family, The House Doesn’t Clean Itself

January 27, 2016 Ninja Mommers Leave a comment

Dear Family, I have news for you. BIG NEWS! You won’t believe it. Are you ready?  The house doesn’t clean…

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Posted in: Ninja Mommers, Rants Filed under: Dear Family, Family, funny, Parenting, Rant, Wife

Why I am Grounded from Symptom Googling

January 20, 2016 Ninja Mommers Leave a comment

I am grounded from symptom googling. I am not kidding. Grounded. Why you may ask? That’s a loaded question. First…

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Posted in: Ninja Mommers, Rants Filed under: Anxiety, Doctors, Googling, Health, Healthy, Help, Symptom

4 Things I say to Myself After My Kids go to Bed

January 15, 2016 Ninja Mommers Leave a comment

After my Kids go to bed, I have conversations with myself. Not full blown conversations, really. Mostly just fleeting moments…

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Posted in: Ninja Mommers, Rants Filed under: Bedtime, Children, Dad, kids, mom, Parenting, Parents

When my Husband Cooks

January 7, 2016 Ninja Mommers 4 Comments

My Husband cooks. My husband is an amazing cook. I mean, the food he creates is phenomenal. I am such…

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Posted in: Ninja Mommers, Rants Filed under: Cooking, Cooks, Dinner, Food, Husband, Kitchen

Excuse Me Husband, The Bathroom isn’t a Lounge

November 20, 2015 Ninja Mommers 2 Comments

Some days I swear I may as well put a mini fridge in the Bathroom and call it a day. …

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Posted in: Ninja Mommers, Rants Filed under: Bathroom, Gaming, Husband, Parenting, Rant

Parenting Made me Sound Like my Mother

November 6, 2015 Ninja Mommers Leave a comment

There were a few things I would always say to myself when I was growing up, one of them was…

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Posted in: Ninja Mommers, Parenting, Rants Filed under: Mother, Parenting, Rants, Things Moms Say

How Much is That Old Fart in the Window- Oh wait, It’s me!

July 3, 2015 Ninja Mommers Leave a comment

No, I am not in the business of buying or selling old people, so don’t get your granny panties in…

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Posted in: Ninja Mommers, Rants Filed under: Aging, Rants, Wrinkles

5 Everyday Things That are Draining to do With Kids

June 18, 2015 Ninja Mommers 2 Comments

Parenting can be draining as it is. The 3am wake up calls that can last YEARS before they tether off,…

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Posted in: Ninja Mommers, Rants Filed under: Draining, Exhausting, kids, Rant, Tiring

Mom Needs a Nap and 4 Other Unanswered Cries for Help from Mom

May 28, 2015 Ninja Mommers 1 Comment

As a mother, sometimes I feel like there are several cries for help that almost always go unanswered. Sometimes I…

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Posted in: Ninja Mommers, Rants Filed under: Cries for help, mom, Parenting

I Have Anxiety and it’s Time to Stop Hiding

May 26, 2015 Ninja Mommers 7 Comments

I am not sure where to begin with this. This post has been a long time coming. I spend a…

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Posted in: Ninja Mommers, Rants Filed under: Anxiety, Family, Mental Illness, OCD, Parenting, Truth

What I wish I Knew Before I had Kids-15 Moms Speak up

April 28, 2015 Ninja Mommers 2 Comments

There are many things I wish I knew before I had kids. None of them would have changed my mind,…

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Posted in: Ninja Mommers, Rants Filed under: Children, Honest, kids, mom, Mommy, Motherhood, Parenting, Truth, Wish I knew

Mom’s Dirty Little Secret- 25 Moms Share Their Dirty Little Secrets

April 16, 2015 Ninja Mommers 4 Comments

Looking at our friends social media accounts, we see smiling faces and what look to be perfect parents. Have you…

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Posted in: Ninja Mommers, Rants Filed under: Honesty, Moms, Parenting, Perfection, Rants, secrets, Truth

Not Everything on Social Media is Real- Keeping up with the Social Media Jones’

April 8, 2015 Ninja Mommers 4 Comments

Not everything on Social Media is real. A friend of mine shared a video on their facebook feed today, and…

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Posted in: Ninja Mommers, Rants Filed under: Keeping up with the Jones', Parenting, Real, Social Media

Young Kids Taking Devices to School- Would You Allow it?

April 7, 2015 Ninja Mommers 10 Comments

It’s 2015, and I try to be open minded. Young kids taking devices to school has become a conversation within my…

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Posted in: Ninja Mommers, Rants Filed under: Children, Classroom Devices, Devices, Grade 1, Learning Strategies, Parents, Rants, School, teachers, Technology in school

The Tooth Fairy Forgot – 5 ways to Save Face

January 27, 2015 Ninja Mommers 3 Comments

The Tooth Fairy forgot!? Seriously!?   I don’t know about your kids, but my little one (Who is 6 now and…

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Posted in: Ninja Mommers, Rants Filed under: Fairy, Forgot, Mistakes, Mom Fail, Parenting, Tooth, Tooth Fairy, Tooth Fairy Fail

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